what brain surgery is like / gabby giffords / drumming etiquette / dogs in shops on black friday / mcgruff / putting geezers to work / prison robots

Song: Convict by French Films

the gun in the pocket / kangaroo culpability / touching kids with pompei disease / bean, chelsea, rumor, or little piggy

Song: Good Weekend by Art Brut

put this football in your mouth / post office reading gang / self-extinguishing tampons / ethiopian food for the homeless / insane clause posse

Song: My Sword Hand’s Anger by Apostle of Hustle

sexy jokes / snowy memories / the most advanced of line dances / i’m getting app-ested / the eating habits of dictators / history is full of dead dummies / laws of hospitality

Song: A Gap Has Appeared by Field Music

kobayashi eats babies / happy birthday abs / most batmen are arrested / magazines and crack / 17 you’re ready but are you? /  the promise of peace vs. lifetime of murder

Song: Light Black by Toro y Moi

the two layer paper theory / riot vacation / business card showoff / amish for movies / call of daddy 2: i’m gonna throttle your kid / octoberfest full of breasts / the howling

Song:  Shadows by Honeycut

olympics trials and trampolines / san francisco bird feeder /editorial board of urban dictionary / keep your balance, libras / lower the boom / golden bananas and cybernetic monkeys / last words

Song: Fighting Smiles by Jonquil

Discussed:
what Clooney has learned / Paulo’s brain surgery / false promises on the first day of high school / the aliens and their role in the Titanic mess / there are groups entitled to plight and then there are hipsters with expired coupons / what is a “trainable?” / sex ed for “trainables” / Crispin Glover’s pervo film trilogy / last meal specials (and dietary restrictions)

Song: New York by Le Bucherettes

lucy and ricky at the jersey shore / freak cat leaves a record / blackberries leave rings / zombie invasion or maybe just a stethoscope shortage / suspicious chinese vegetables / mad men quiz / martha stewart: behind the curtain / andy roony and the white root

Song: Mastero by Fembots